Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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