My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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