her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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