I'm lost and stupid without you.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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