I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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