i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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