nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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