Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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