The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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