did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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