We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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