Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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