Pregnant stripper...not hot.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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