Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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