Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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