We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
