I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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