it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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