sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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