We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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