I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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