Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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