BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
The ass gains better be worth it
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