shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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