U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
It was confusing and full of hummus
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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