Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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