Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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