that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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