oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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