yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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