just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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