god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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