im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
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