I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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