12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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