Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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