Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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