Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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