just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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