1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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