Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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