That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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