you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Randomize
