I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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