making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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