we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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