yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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