i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Randomize
