I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I need water and some morals
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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