it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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