yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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